ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW
Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population
I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.
..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.
“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”
I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..
..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.”
This never gets old.
Been playing with this concept for a while.
I love this. So much.
this should be posted everywhere
Marina leaving Niall Horan’s 21st Birthday Party at Shoreditch House in London
how to watch rent: enjoy it, sing along, admire the characters. but when angel is laying in the hospital bed that’s your cue to stop the movie, exit out your browser or turn off your tv, and live the rest of your life in unbelievable denial.
THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
Did you have any fashion disasters that you can remember?
Marina: A lot. But fashion should be a disaster.
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about